Monday, April 12, 2010

My Review of Wincraft New Orleans Saints Super Bowl XLIV Champions Wastebasket

Originally submitted at NFL

It was a long, rough season, but on February 7, 2010, all the hard work paid off when the New Orleans Saints captured the NFL® championship. Pay tribute to the squad's victory with this wastebasket from WinCraft™. It features a heavy-gauge metal construction and is decorated with team...


The best garbage can since the pink IKEA

By saintsfanatic from Calgary, AB on 4/12/2010

 

5out of 5

Pros: Quality Construction, Fun, Shows Off Team Pride, Useful

Best Uses: Home, Showing Team Pride, Office, Decoration

Describe Yourself: Die Hard Sports Fan

My new basket stays right by my bed where it is honoured to accept my waste. It is a treasured item, as it is a permanent record of the roster of the Super Bowl Champion New Orleans Saints!

One morning when I stepped out of bed, I accidentally kicked the garbage can. I wanted to write on my Facebook status that I had kicked the bucket that day, but then I thought that would be a more appropriate way for my significant others to announce my death someday.

(legalese)

My Review of USAopoly New Orleans Saints Super Bowl XLIV Champions Monopoly

Originally submitted at NFL

On February 7, 2010, the New Orleans Saints proved that they were true winners when they captured the NFL® championship. Celebrate the squad's victory every time you play this Super Bowl® XLIV Champions edition of MONOPOLY®. Buy, sell, and trade players so you can build the ultim...


I would buy this product again and again

By saintsfanatic from Calgary, AB on 4/12/2010

 

5out of 5

Pros: Quality Construction, Authentic Look, Shows Off Team Pride, Stylish Design

Best Uses: Anytime

Describe Yourself: Die Hard Sports Fan

I haven't actually cracked open the game box, but just looking at the bottom of the box to see the contents gives me goosebumps, as I relive the Super Bowl victory by the New Orleans Saints again and again!

(legalese)

My Review of Reebok New Orleans Saints Super Bowl XLIV Champions Cumberland Full Zip Jacket

Originally submitted at NFL

Bundle up with the New Orleans Saints Super Bowl® XLIV Champions men's Cumberland full-zip jacket from Reebok®. It displays embroidered Super Bowl® XLIV Champions graphics and a team logo on the upper left chest; a drawstring hood and front pockets offer extra warmth on those chi...


Don't judge a book by its cover

By saintsfanatic from Calgary, AB on 4/12/2010

 

3out of 5

Sizing: Feels too large

Pros: Shows Off Team Pride, Warm, Quality Construction, Authentic Look

Best Uses: Around Town

Describe Yourself: Die Hard Sports Fan

It is much heavier than I would have expected for a jacket. However, it will make a great winter coat. It was difficult to order the right size; I ordered it too big, but it will still be alright for winter use.

(legalese)

Sunday, February 7, 2010

What To Do When The Towel Rack Falls Down On Super Bowl Sunday (and your favourite team is playing, and you have already missed most of pregame show)


... because you spent so much time preparing not one, not two, but three different fowl for your annual Super Bowl turducken ritual.

Fortunately, my dear wife was a true sport today, on this day of days for this hopelessly incurable NFL fan, by assisting in poultry preparation. For you see, turducken (with this writer's recipe) requires complete and utter deboning. Which normally leads to complete and utter exhaustion and depletion of resources for me. However, my live-in BFF came to my emotional rescue and did about half of the deboning for me. This saved me lots of time and energy, and after shoving the birds into the oven, I headed for the shower with lots of pregame still remaining.

Alas, when I was toweling off following my shower, in my great haste I managed to give the towel rack a solid elbow to the chin (Gordie Howe style). In rapid succession, the holder fell off the wall, the horizontal pole fell vertical, and the remaining towels slid down to the floor, to my great horror. "Oh no! Why did this have to happen on Super Bowl Sunday?"

Partly because we share our suite with a friend, and partly because of my own obsessiveness not to leave a big mess in the bathroom, I set about to fix the disaster, while attempting to keep my grumbling to a minimum. Despite my anxiety over missing all the hype prior to the big game with my favourite team playing against my third favourite team, I managed to pound plastic anchors into the large holes in the drywall, and reattached the towel rack holder. I also managed to have the presence of mind to find the new set of tiny screwdrivers with which I could tighten the set screws to make the entire towel rack assembly solid enough to hold three towels again. Then, I quickly hung up the towels, put my tools away, and dashed off to the television set.

I don't know how much pregame I missed doing my repair job. I usually don't watch much pregame discussions anyway, because the talking heads really don't know what's going to happen on any given day, let alone in the game we are about to watch. You would think I would have the typical satisfaction of having conquered a problem, having fixed something that is broken, and made it better than it was before. But, I still couldn't get over the whole ordeal, and kept asking myself the same question: Why did the towel rack have to fall down on Super Bowl Sunday?

Saturday, February 6, 2010

Some things never change

It was the 13th of January, 1973, a Saturday. I was 17 and spent the afternoon at the movies with my sister. We were both oblivious to what was happening outside the theatre. Unusual for a midwinter day in Saskatchewan, it was raining. What we didn't realize was that we wouldn't make it home that night.

We drove off from the city in the early darkness to our farm home some forty miles away. Our parents awaited our arrival in the family car at the house nestled in the hills. The only problem was that the freezing rain would not allow us to climb the hills on the highway. We were not alone in our plight.

After seeing a long line of cars ahead of us, marooned at the base of a huge hill, we were fortunate to meet a friend who was driving the opposite direction, back to the city. We were both afraid to drive anymore, having slid into the ditch once already, so were parked our car on an approach to a field and hooked a ride with my friend to our grandmother's house in the city for the night.

The next morning, the sun came out bright and hot and we knew that it would be safe to get back to our car and drive home. When my grandma asked me if I wanted to go to church in the city, I instantly declined, stating that I really needed to get home. The reason that I needed to get home was that I had my own personal schedule to watch the Super Bowl that day.

Once I arrived home, I sequestered myself in the small, dark study room with a little black and white television and watched the Miami Dolphins complete their perfect season with a 14-7 victory over the Washington Redskins. The game itself wasn't all that exciting, as Miami's defense dominated the Redskins all afternoon. The offense managed to score a pair of touchdowns on two long drives and led 14-0 until a miracle play near the end gave Washington a touchdown when Miami's kicker, Garo Yepremian, a Cypriot (famous for saying "I keek a touchdown") picked up his blocked field goal attempt and tried to throw a pass that went the wrong way.

But, I was pleased. I had seen the big game and the experience is still etched in my memory, decades later. Today, the Super Bowl is a much bigger deal, watched by millions and millions of people. I even considered attending the game in person this year, as my favourite team, the New Orleans Saints, actually made it to the big game for the first time in their history. I couldn't have gone in 1973, but I could have made the arrangements to attend this year. How times have changed. However, some things never change.

Although I am a retired father of three, and married to my sweetheart English graduate student, I will feel like that 17 year old boy again this Sunday as I cheer on my Saints in Super Bowl XLIV. I don't need to see it in person; I don't need to go to a bar with multiple big screens. I can still watch the game in my little house on my narrow little television, and still thoroughly enjoy the experience. I loved football way back then, and my love of the game has grown immensely from those days. If the Saints win, I will be like a happy little boy, and if the Indianapolis Colts win, I will still be happy, as they are my third favourite NFL team. Football is a great diversion that continues to thrill me. I am really glad that some things never change.

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Replaying Super Bowl III

Wow! How exciting to see a rematch of possibly the most significant game in the history of professional football. This Sunday January 24, 2010 the New York Jets again are underdogs to the highly regarded Colts, who, this time, are based in Indianapolis instead of Baltimore. Back in early January 1969, the brash young Jets from the upstart American Football League upset the heavily favoured Colts, who had run up a 13-1 regular season record and had thrashed the Cleveland Browns 34-0 in the National Football League final. Long haired Joe Namath beat crew cut veteran John Unitas. The upset brought credibility to the young AFL, formed in 1960, and currently celebrating its 50th anniversary this season. How appropriate that the two teams meet again during this anniversary year, for the right to represent the American Football Conference, the descendant of the old AFL, in the Super Bowl. Only this time, I have just got to cheer for the Colts, as I am a hopeless Peyton Manning fan.

Friday, January 15, 2010

Celebrating the AFL in the NFC

It is interesting that this coming weekend's National Football Conference Divisional Playoff games involve four teams that all have close connections to the formation of the American Football League (AFL), whose 50th anniversary is being celebrated this year. First, the Sunday match up between the Dallas Cowboys and the Minnesota Vikings features the two expansion teams from 1960 and 1961, respectively, whose existence resulted directly from the creation of the AFL in 1959. The NFL had no plans to expand when Lamar Hunt originally asked for an NFL expansion franchise in 1958, but changed its mind when Hunt's brainchild, the AFL, got off the ground a year later.

The other game this weekend features the Arizona Cardinals against the New Orleans Saints, who also both figured in AFL history. Back in 1958-1959, when the NFL first told Lamar Hunt there would be no expansion, Hunt then met with the ownership of the Chicago Cardinals, who were threatening to leave Chicago where they were losing the battle of the Windy City to the crosstown Bears. The Cardinals owners told Hunt they were not interested in selling, and that he was one of several people who had expressed an interest in purchasing the Cardinals. After this, Hunt realized that if so many people were interested in owning a professional football team, why not start his own league? Hence, the creation of the AFL.

The Saints figured into the AFL equation a bit later in the 1960s. After the AFL became firmly established by the mid 1960s and a bidding war for both college and pro stars ensued with the NFL, the two leagues realized that they had to reach a peace or they would price each other out of existence. The AFL and NFL agreed on a merger, but to implement this they needed an exemption from Congress from the anti-trust legislation. The solution lay in obtaining the support of a Congressman from Louisiana who would make the exemption happen in return for an NFL franchise. Hence, the birth of the New Orleans Saints.

So, as we watch the Saints and Cardinals shoot it out on Saturday and the Cowboys and Vikings battle in the Metrodome, remember to celebrate the existence of the other conference, the AFC, who is tracing its lineage back 50 years to the formation of the AFL. Without the Cardinals, there probably wouldn't have been an AFL in 1960 and without the AFL there probably wouldn't have been the Cowboys in 1960 and the Vikings in 1961. And without the AFL, there probably wouldn't have been the New Orleans Saints in 1967. Conversely, without the Saints in 1967, there probably wouldn't have been a successful merger of the two leagues into the great NFL as we know it today.