Laffing it up at the Stampede

While sitting at a picnic table at the Calgary Stampede next to an older woman, my wife stretched and accidentally glanced her elbow against the other woman. After my wife apologized, I looked at the other woman and asked: "Do you need a good lawyer?" The woman looked back at me and asked: "Do you mean you?" I responded: "No, a GOOD lawyer." (Nyuk, nyuk)